small jokes:
Pathan bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610' ==================================== Pathan : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College. Friend: Really, what is he studying. Pathan : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him. ========================================== Pathan : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. Pathan : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game. =========================================== Pathan : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? Pathan : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
